I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and an tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found its way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running its engines behind me.This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering “ooooohhh that feels good”. But not too soon ... another cartoon character will replace Bugs. "What do you want to do today?" "Same thing as yesterday..." "And the day before that and the day before that and the day before that..." "Shut up Pinky."Grace looked up, "Ulp ... don't look now ... he's coming back."Mike ran up and slid to a stop... "Ok ... let's try this..."I interrupted him, "Mike, Mike, Mike ... did you have to consult with your friends before you could come up with a better insult?"I turned him around and pointed at his buddies. They were having laughter convulsions ... until Mike turned around."Mike ... they're laughing at you ... not with you ... AT you. They're all hoping you will say whatever they told you to say ... I'll get mad ... beat the living fuck out of you so they can run over here and help you and maybe ... just maybe All them can do the job they want to do by themselves ... but know they can't. What they're forgetting is Grace." What does Grace have to do with it?"Grace smiled at.
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